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Ask A Ninja

from Phase Transition by Glen Raphael

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Counting on a Ninja for advice
Is not a helpful vice
He may just slice your head - off.
Ninjas are a bit too fond of knives
And taking other lives
And making sure you're dead.
Ask a ninja - ask a ninja! - and he may answer you.
Ask a ninja - ask a ninja! - what ninja think and do
If he answers, his memes may haunt you in your dreams
And the Ninja looks forward to killing you soon.
Ninja have a way of keeping still - they're very hard to kill
You can't impose your will upon them.
Ninja keep their footprint very small
You can't see them at all, 'til on their sword you fall
Ninja bowlers always make their pin
Their balls have so much spin
They knock down every lane - at once
Ninja barbers get a healthy tip
Their fingers never slip except to cause you pain.
<chorus, with unexpected death>


from Phase Transition, released October 21, 2013
The Ninja - Nicole Dieker
Guitar & Vocals - Glen Raphael




Glen Raphael New York, New York

Glen Raphael is a Brooklyn-based singer-songwriter who performs songs on such nerdy and diverse topics as quantum physics, bedbugs, and the Statue of Liberty's mid-life crisis. Glen has won Best Original Song awards at NCSA events and is the current organizer of the New York City Folk Music Meetup. ... more

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