Ask A Ninja

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Counting on a Ninja for advice
Is not a helpful vice
He may just slice your head - off.
Ninjas are a bit too fond of knives
And taking other lives
And making sure you're dead.
Ask a ninja - ask a ninja! - and he may answer you.
Ask a ninja - ask a ninja! - what ninja think and do
If he answers, his memes may haunt you in your dreams
And the Ninja looks forward to killing you soon.
Ninja have a way of keeping still - they're very hard to kill
You can't impose your will upon them.
Ninja keep their footprint very small
You can't see them at all, 'til on their sword you fall
<chorus>
Ninja bowlers always make their pin
Their balls have so much spin
They knock down every lane - at once
Ninja barbers get a healthy tip
Their fingers never slip except to cause you pain.
<chorus, with unexpected death>

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from Phase Transition, released October 21, 2013
The Ninja - Nicole Dieker
Guitar & Vocals - Glen Raphael

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Glen Raphael New York, New York

Glen Raphael is a Brooklyn-based singer-songwriter who performs songs on such nerdy and diverse topics as quantum physics, bedbugs, and the Statue of Liberty's mid-life crisis. Glen has won Best Original Song awards at NCSA events and is the current organizer of the New York City Folk Music Meetup. ... more

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